Sadder Things Than the Knicks, Volume One February 29, 2008
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So I figure what I’ll do now and then is sharing one of the few things in life sadder than the New York Knicks, so as to lend some needed perspective to fans.
Here is the first installment:
Fred Armisen is Barack Obama. February 24, 2008
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Really? Couldn’t find one funny skinny black guy? Really? Couldn’t exhume the corpse of Tim Meadows? Really? Couldn’t bring back Finesse Mitchell on a per diem? Really?
And you couldn’t put together a funnier show? Three months to work on it? Really?
Jesus.
Salvatore Rivieri: Still an asshole. February 23, 2008
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Poor Officer Rivieri. He keeps doing ill-advised things on camera:
Enjoy the fallout, dick.
Also, some somewhat predictable fan art:
It’s real! It’s real! Stephen A. Smith comes full circle, Cheez Doodle style. February 23, 2008
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The promised search for Stephen A. Smith Cheez Doodle audio has been more fruitful than I could have imagined. I am near speechless.
What’s surprising is how I was initially offended by the idea of SAS appropriating our finding his eating Cheese Doodles hilarious. It took me a full ten seconds to realize how silly a thought that was.
No, no, friends. No, this is nothing but good. Thanks again toSimon on Sports for bringing this to the attention of the Society.
And now, tonight’s somewhat unfortunate foreign name of a checker at the Food Emporium on 86th Street: February 23, 2008
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Dorka.
The Greatest Day in the History of the Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen? February 21, 2008
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Perhaps. An alert reader e-mailed us to clue us in to something that happened today on Stephen A.’s radio show. Take it away, Simon on Sports:
[A]pparently the 40 point beat down pushed Stephen A. to new levels. Levels to which I have never heard from Stephen. And what was that level? Stephen A. screaming about his affinity for Cheese Doodles.
After the typical yelling and screaming about the Knicks for a few minutes, Stephen A. turned the majority of the venting into a a platform for his favorite snack, Cheese Doodles. He mentioned how when he gets frustrated he eats cheese doodles. He warned the callers that they might hear him munching on cheese doodles in the background. But the best of the bunch centered on the fat center for the New York Knicks, when Stephen A. proclaimed that he would trade Eddy Curry for a bag of Cheese Doodles.
Is this even cooler then the time Kornheiser gave us a shout-out? Arguably. Hopefully, I can get audio of this and put it online. I am extremely curious. But regardless, this is a huge moment for TSASHSOG. What started with a camcorder and a few second of cheezy bliss has somehow turned into an Internet phenomenon, an underground graffiti movement (more on this in another post), a mention on PTI and now, SAS himself coming to terms with his Cheezy addiction.
Damn, I can’t wait for June.
I also can’t wait for the inevitable end of the Eddy Curry era. But we’ll mess that up, too, won’t we?
Officer Salvatore Rivieri February 14, 2008
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You’re right. “Dude” was inaccurate. “Fat asshole” would’ve been more appropriate.
Anyway: Enjoy yoursuspension, fucker!
Bring back the Knicks’ 1990s theme music. February 10, 2008
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This is a point I’ve wanted to make for a while, and perhaps the only change that can be made for the better at MSG without having someone traded, released, fired or killed.
Edit: This is the current one:
Black Sheep February 8, 2008
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This is brilliant.
There Will Be Milkshakes February 6, 2008
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Yes, this belongs on this blog.
